What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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