What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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