What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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