What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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