What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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