What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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