What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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