What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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