What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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