What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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