What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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