What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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