What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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