What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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