What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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