What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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