Super Pickle!
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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
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Cause your the only one Hair.
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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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