What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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