What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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