What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!


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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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He was booked for a salt and battery.


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Only one, but it takes six visits.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Na


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