What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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