What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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