What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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