What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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