What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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