What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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