What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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