What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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