What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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