What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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