What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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