What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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