What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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