What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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