What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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