What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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