What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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