What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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