What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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