What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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