What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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