What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

Canvas not available.

or


How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
Canvas not available.

or


Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
Canvas not available.

or


What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
Canvas not available.

or


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
Canvas not available.

or


Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026