What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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