What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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