What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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