What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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