What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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