What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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