What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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