What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Maine


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hope it's Halloween!!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Carbon.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. Televangelists screw in motels.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Carlos.


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


GOOD		CRAP

or