What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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