What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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