What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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