What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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