What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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