What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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