What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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