What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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