What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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