What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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