What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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