What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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