What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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