What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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