What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
Canvas not available.

or


How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026