What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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