What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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