What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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