What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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