What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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