What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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