What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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