What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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