What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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