What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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