What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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