What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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