What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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