What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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