What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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