What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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