What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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