What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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