What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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