What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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