What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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