What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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