What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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