What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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