What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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