What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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