What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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