What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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