What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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