What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.

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