What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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