What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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