What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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