What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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