What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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