What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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