What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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