What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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