What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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