What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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