What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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