What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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