What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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