What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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