What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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