Super Pickle!
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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In a hambulance.
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The letter H.
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They stamp their feet.
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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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