What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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