What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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