What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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