What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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