What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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