What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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