What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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