What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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