What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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