What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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