What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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