What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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