What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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