What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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