What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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