What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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