What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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