What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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