What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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