What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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