What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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