What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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