What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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