What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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