What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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