What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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