What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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