What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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