What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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