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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?
Super Pickle!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?
Beef jerky
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How do you make a rock float?
Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?
A cr-oak tree.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?
A kitten.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?
Because he traveled a lot.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.
A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?
Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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