What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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