What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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