What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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