What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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