What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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