What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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