What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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