What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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