What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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