What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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