What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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