What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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