What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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