What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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