What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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