What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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