What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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