What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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