What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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