What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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