What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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