What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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