What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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