What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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