What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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