What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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