What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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