What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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