What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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