What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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