What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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