What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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