What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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