What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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