What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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