What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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