What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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