What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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