What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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