What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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