What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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