What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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