What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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