What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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