What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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