What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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