What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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A seal walks into a club...
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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