What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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