What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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