What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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