What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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