What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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