What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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