What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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