What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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