What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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