What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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