What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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