What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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