What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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