What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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