What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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