What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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