What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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