What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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