What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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