What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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