What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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