What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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