What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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