What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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