What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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