What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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