What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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