What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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