What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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