What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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