What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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