What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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