What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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