What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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