What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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