What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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