What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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