What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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