What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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