What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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