What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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