What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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