What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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