What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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