What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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