What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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