What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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