What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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