What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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