What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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