What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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