What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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