What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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