What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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