What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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