What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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