What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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