What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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