What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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