What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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