What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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