What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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