What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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