What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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