What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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