What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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