What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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