What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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