What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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