What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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