What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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