What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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