What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
Canvas not available.

or


How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Canvas not available.

or


How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Canvas not available.

or


What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or


What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026