What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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