What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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