What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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