What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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