What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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