What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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