What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause


GOOD		CRAP

or

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Saint Nickel-less.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Discrimination.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but I couldn't find any.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A snail because it carries it's home.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they taste funny!


GOOD		CRAP

or