What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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