What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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