What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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