What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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