What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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