What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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