What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter


GOOD		CRAP

or

With flood lighting.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Senator.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because pepper makes them sneeze


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's a total rip-off.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Cause your the only one Hair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To hide in a bag of M&M's.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She was caught taking a brake.


GOOD		CRAP

or