What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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