What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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