What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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