What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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