What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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