What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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