What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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