What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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