What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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