What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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