What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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