What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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