What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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