What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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