What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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