What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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