What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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