What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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