What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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