What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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