What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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