What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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