What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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