What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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