What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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