What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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