What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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