What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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