What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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