What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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