What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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