What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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