What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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