What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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