What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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