What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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