What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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