What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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