What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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