What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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