What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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