What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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