What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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