What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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