What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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