What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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