What's the best parting gift?

A comb.


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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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Igloos it together.


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Because of the bark


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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Pooched eggs.


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Mice krispies


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The lawyer charges more.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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