What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or



What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or


There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
Canvas not available.

or


How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026