What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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