What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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