What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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