What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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