What's the best parting gift?

A comb.


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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon


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It was in a jam!


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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Mummies!


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There are footprints in the butter.


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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