What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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