What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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