What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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