What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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