What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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