What's the best parting gift?

A comb.


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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine


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A workaraunt.


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I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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Take away the g


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Squeaky clean


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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