What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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