What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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