What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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