What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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