What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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