What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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