What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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