What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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