What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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