What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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