What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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