What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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