What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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