What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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