What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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