What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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