What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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