What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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