What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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