What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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