What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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