What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
Canvas not available.

or


How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or


Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.

or


What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026