What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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