What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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