What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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