What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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