What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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