What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!


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With flood lighting.


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Because they are black and white.


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Outlaws are wanted.


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About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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Five after one.


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Take away his credit card


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but enough about Kanye West.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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