What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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