What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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