What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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