What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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