What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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