What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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