What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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