What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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