What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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