What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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