What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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