What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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