What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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