What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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