What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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