What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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