What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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