What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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