What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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