What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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