What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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