What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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