What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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