What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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