What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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