What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


GOOD		CRAP

or

What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


GOOD		CRAP

or

In the cemetery


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She wanted to reach the high notes!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because of the bark


GOOD		CRAP

or

A silicon.


GOOD		CRAP

or