What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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