What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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