What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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