What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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