What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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