What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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