What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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