What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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