What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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