What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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