What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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