What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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