What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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