What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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