What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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