What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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