What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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