What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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