What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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