What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?


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It's Hans free.


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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What a turtle disaster


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Make America Hate Again.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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