What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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