What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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