What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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