What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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