What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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