What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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