What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


GOOD		CRAP

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


GOOD		CRAP

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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


GOOD		CRAP

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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the other side.


GOOD		CRAP

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A head band!


GOOD		CRAP

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His "ghoul" friend!


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the baaaaarber shop


GOOD		CRAP

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Every year!


GOOD		CRAP

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