What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.


GOOD		CRAP

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I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".


GOOD		CRAP

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The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


GOOD		CRAP

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Because they have a lot of spirit.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but enough about Kanye West.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The police had to comb the area.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

or