What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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