What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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