What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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