What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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