What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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