What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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