What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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