What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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