What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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