What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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