What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


GOOD		CRAP

or

The mooseum.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A shampoodle


GOOD		CRAP

or

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

New age music.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A milkshake


GOOD		CRAP

or

Decalfinated


GOOD		CRAP

or

custardy battle.


GOOD		CRAP

or