What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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