What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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