What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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