What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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