What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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