What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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