What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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