What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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