What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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