What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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