What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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