What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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