What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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