What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.


GOOD		CRAP

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.


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or

I've lost three days already.


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


GOOD		CRAP

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It said Nah, I'm traveling light.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Carbon.


GOOD		CRAP

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A rubber band.


GOOD		CRAP

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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

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They make used car salesmen look good.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

or