What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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