What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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