What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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