What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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