What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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