What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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