What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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