What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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