Toggle navigation
Browse
All Categories
Latest Jokes
Crappest Jokes
Best Jokes
Random Joke
Add
What's the definition of perfect pitch?
When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.
Canvas not available.
GOOD
CRAP
Next Music Joke
or
View All
Music Jokes
Music Jokes
Christmas Jokes
Music Jokes
Catholic Jokes
General Jokes
Atm Jokes
Bank Jokes
Cash Jokes
Eyebrow Jokes
Jelly Jokes
Flying Jokes
Helicopter Jokes
Salmon Jokes
Salmonella Jokes
Donald Trump Jokes
Trump Jokes
Bug and Insect Jokes
Animal Jokes
Bird Jokes
Valentines Jokes
February 14 Jokes
4th of July Jokes
Independence Day Jokes
July 4th Jokes
What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?
"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.
GOOD
CRAP
Next Donald Trump Joke
or
View All
Donald Trump Jokes
Donald Trump Jokes
Trump Jokes
4th of July Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
General Jokes
Atm Jokes
Bank Jokes
Cash Jokes
Eyebrow Jokes
Jelly Jokes
Flying Jokes
Helicopter Jokes
Salmon Jokes
Salmonella Jokes
Donald Trump Jokes
What kind of potato chips fly?
Plane ones.
Canvas not available.
GOOD
CRAP
Next All jokes Joke
or
View All
All jokes Jokes
Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?
His son, because he's a little Bigger!
Canvas not available.
GOOD
CRAP
Next All jokes Joke
or
View All
All jokes Jokes
How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?
"Many hands make light work."
Canvas not available.
GOOD
CRAP
Next Light bulb Joke
or
View All
Light bulb Jokes
Light bulb Jokes
General Jokes
Atm Jokes
Bank Jokes
Cash Jokes
Eyebrow Jokes
Jelly Jokes
Flying Jokes
Helicopter Jokes
Salmon Jokes
Salmonella Jokes
Donald Trump Jokes
Trump Jokes
Bug and Insect Jokes
Animal Jokes
Bird Jokes
Valentines Jokes
February 14 Jokes
4th of July Jokes
Independence Day Jokes
July 4th Jokes
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snowcaps.
Canvas not available.
GOOD
CRAP
Next Winter Joke
or
View All
Winter Jokes
Winter Jokes
General Jokes
Atm Jokes
Bank Jokes
Cash Jokes
Eyebrow Jokes
Jelly Jokes
Flying Jokes
Helicopter Jokes
Salmon Jokes
Salmonella Jokes
Donald Trump Jokes
Trump Jokes
Bug and Insect Jokes
Animal Jokes
Bird Jokes
Valentines Jokes
February 14 Jokes
4th of July Jokes
Independence Day Jokes
July 4th Jokes
How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
Canvas not available.
GOOD
CRAP
Next Light bulb Joke
or
View All
Light bulb Jokes
Light bulb Jokes
General Jokes
Atm Jokes
Bank Jokes
Cash Jokes
Eyebrow Jokes
Jelly Jokes
Flying Jokes
Helicopter Jokes
Salmon Jokes
Salmonella Jokes
Donald Trump Jokes
Trump Jokes
Bug and Insect Jokes
Animal Jokes
Bird Jokes
Valentines Jokes
February 14 Jokes
4th of July Jokes
Independence Day Jokes
July 4th Jokes
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
Canvas not available.
GOOD
CRAP
Next All jokes Joke
or
View All
All jokes Jokes
What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?
Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.
GOOD
CRAP
Next Scotland Joke
or
View All
Scotland Jokes
Name Jokes
Scotland Jokes
General Jokes
Atm Jokes
Bank Jokes
Cash Jokes
Eyebrow Jokes
Jelly Jokes
Flying Jokes
Helicopter Jokes
Salmon Jokes
Salmonella Jokes
Donald Trump Jokes
Trump Jokes
Bug and Insect Jokes
Animal Jokes
Bird Jokes
Valentines Jokes
February 14 Jokes
4th of July Jokes
Independence Day Jokes
July 4th Jokes
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Canvas not available.
GOOD
CRAP
Next Science Joke
or
View All
Science Jokes
Science Jokes
Chemistry Jokes
General Jokes
Atm Jokes
Bank Jokes
Cash Jokes
Eyebrow Jokes
Jelly Jokes
Flying Jokes
Helicopter Jokes
Salmon Jokes
Salmonella Jokes
Donald Trump Jokes
Trump Jokes
Bug and Insect Jokes
Animal Jokes
Bird Jokes
Valentines Jokes
February 14 Jokes
4th of July Jokes
Independence Day Jokes
July 4th Jokes
© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026