What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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