What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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