What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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