What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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