What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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