What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!


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That isn't funny!


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Because it's too far to walk!


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To get to the other side.


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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Elvis Parsley.


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None; assholes never see the light anyway.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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