What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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