What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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