What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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A sandwich!


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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He had no patients.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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A froghorn.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Squash


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