What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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A dino-sewer.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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Accountants know they're boring.


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Squeaky clean


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It was sole destroying.


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A crookodile


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A centipede on its back!


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