What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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