What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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