What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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