What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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