What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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