What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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