What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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