What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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