What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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