What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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