What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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