What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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