What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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