What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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