What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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