What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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