What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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