What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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