What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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