What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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