What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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