What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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