What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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