What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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