What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.


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Saliva


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Snaked.


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Meet Patty.


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Because he is so cool!


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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A can of people.


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