What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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