What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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