What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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