What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.


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You're Hired.


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A fence.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


GOOD		CRAP

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Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.


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A scale.


GOOD		CRAP

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