What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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