What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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