What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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