What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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