What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.


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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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To see the moosicals


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Sue.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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Carbon.


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