What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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