What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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