What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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