What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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