What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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