What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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