What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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When it turns into a garage.


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WHAT?


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What a turtle disaster


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Take away his credit card


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Catch it in the Winter!


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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