What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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