What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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