What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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