What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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