What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.


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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.


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They both whine alot!


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Comet


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Juan by Juan.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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