What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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Five after one.


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It'll come back to me.


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In the cemetery


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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Let's get crackin'!


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