What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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