What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.


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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


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Only one, but it takes six visits.


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A rash of good luck.


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It ran out of juice!


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A swordfish


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Snowflakes.


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