What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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