What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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