What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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