What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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