What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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