What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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