What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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