What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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