What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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