What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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