What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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The fish.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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They don't lie.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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What's a light bulb?


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A phew.


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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