What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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