What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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