What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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