What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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