What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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