What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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