What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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