What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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In a river bank


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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French Flies.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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At forks in the road.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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