What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.


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A taxi driver.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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A hot dog


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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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[Period]


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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