What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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