What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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