What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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