What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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