What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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