What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.


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Bugs Bunny.


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Frosted Flakes!


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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A box of quackers.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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To get a mini soda


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BaNa2


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