What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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