What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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bought 4 corners.


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You can count on me!


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Because they are black and white.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


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Is that you mommy?


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Meet Patty.


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Chili


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