What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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