What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

Canvas not available.

or


How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
Canvas not available.

or


Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025