What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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