What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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