What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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