Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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