Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause


GOOD		CRAP

or

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In a barking lot.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

or

A milk truck.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To log on.


GOOD		CRAP

or

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


GOOD		CRAP

or