Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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