Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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