Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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