Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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