Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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