Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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