Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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