Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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