Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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