Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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