Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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