Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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