Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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