Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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