Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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