Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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