Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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