Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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