Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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