Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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