Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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