Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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