Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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