Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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