Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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