Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause


GOOD		CRAP

or

How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Time to get a new bed


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. They just steal somebody else's light.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To log on.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hush puppy.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's a light bulb?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


GOOD		CRAP

or

they make up everything.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Maine


GOOD		CRAP

or