Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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