Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Neither, they all burn shorter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Booberry pie!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I can hardly contain myself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it's in the ground state.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Polar Bond.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You can't tuna fish.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Camembert.


GOOD		CRAP

or