Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.


GOOD		CRAP

or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

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King.


GOOD		CRAP

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A silicon.


GOOD		CRAP

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Do you believe in humans?


GOOD		CRAP

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Alley cats.


GOOD		CRAP

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At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the shell station.


GOOD		CRAP

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Roberto.


GOOD		CRAP

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