Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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