Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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