Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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