Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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