Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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