Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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