Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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