Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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