Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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