Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause


GOOD		CRAP

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers


GOOD		CRAP

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Vitamin sea.


GOOD		CRAP

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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


GOOD		CRAP

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Wet feet.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


GOOD		CRAP

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When it's ajar!


GOOD		CRAP

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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

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It held up a pair of pants.


GOOD		CRAP

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A shampoodle


GOOD		CRAP

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