Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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