Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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