Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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