Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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