Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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