Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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