Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
Canvas not available.

or


How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
Canvas not available.

or


Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026