One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Because it goes good with chips.
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