Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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