Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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