Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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