Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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