Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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