Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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