Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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