Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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