Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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