Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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