Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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