Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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