Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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