Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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