Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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