Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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