Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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