Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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