Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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