Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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