What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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