What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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