What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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