What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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