What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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