What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.

Canvas not available.

or


Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

Canvas not available.

or


Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

Canvas not available.

or


I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

Canvas not available.

or


"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

Canvas not available.

or


What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018