What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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