What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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