What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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