What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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