What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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