What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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