What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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