What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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