What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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