What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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