What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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