What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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