What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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