What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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