What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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