What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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