What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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