What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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