What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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