What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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