What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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