What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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