What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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