What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.

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