What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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