What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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