What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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