What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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