What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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