What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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