What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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