What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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