What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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