What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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