What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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