What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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