What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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