What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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