What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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