What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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