What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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