What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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