What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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