What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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