What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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