What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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