What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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