What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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