What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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