What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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