What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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