What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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