What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Canvas not available.

or


What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
Canvas not available.

or


What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
Canvas not available.

or


What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
Canvas not available.

or


Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

Canvas not available.

or


I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
Canvas not available.

or


Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

Canvas not available.

or


Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025