What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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