What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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