What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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