What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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