What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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