What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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