What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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