What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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