What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026