What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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