What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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