What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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