What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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