What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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