What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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