What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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