What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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