What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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