What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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