What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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