What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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