What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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