What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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