What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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