What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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