What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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