What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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