What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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