What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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