What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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