What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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