What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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