What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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