What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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