What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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