What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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