What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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