What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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