What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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