What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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