What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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