What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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