What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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