What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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