What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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