What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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