What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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