What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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