What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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