What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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