What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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