What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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