What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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