What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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