What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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