What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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