What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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