What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.


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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.


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To see how long he slept.


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Na


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Cut the rope.


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Pointless


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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