What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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