What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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