What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.


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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!


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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!


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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!


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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.


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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story


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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle


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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!


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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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