What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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