What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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