What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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