What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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