What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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