What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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