What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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