What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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