What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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