What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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