What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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