What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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