What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.


GOOD		CRAP

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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The police had to comb the area.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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We make perfect cents.


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At the crystal ball.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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