What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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