What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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