What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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