What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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