What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.


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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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Three, but they're really only one.


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Stop! You're under a vest.


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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