What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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