What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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