What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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