What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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