What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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