What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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