What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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