What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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