What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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