What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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