What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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