What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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