What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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