What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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