What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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