What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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