What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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