What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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