What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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