What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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