What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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