What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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