What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
Canvas not available.

or


How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
Canvas not available.

or


Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or



Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
Canvas not available.

or


What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026