What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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