What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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