What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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