What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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