What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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