What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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