What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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