What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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