What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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