What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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