What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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