What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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