What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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