What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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