What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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