What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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