What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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