What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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