What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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