What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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