What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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