What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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