What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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