What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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