What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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