What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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