What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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