What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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