What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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