What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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