What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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