What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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