What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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