What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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