What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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