What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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