What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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