What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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