What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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