What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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