What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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