What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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