What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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