What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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