What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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