What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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