What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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