What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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