What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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