What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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