What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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