What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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