What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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