What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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