What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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