What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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