What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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