What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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