What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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