What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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