What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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