What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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