What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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