What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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