What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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