What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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