What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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