What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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