What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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