What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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