What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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