What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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