What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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