What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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