What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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