What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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