What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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