What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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