What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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