What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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