What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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