What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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