What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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