What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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