What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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