What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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