What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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