What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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