What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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