What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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