What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.


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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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He had in his own pews.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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A froghorn.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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