What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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