What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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