What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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