What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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