What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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