What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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