What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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