What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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