What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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