What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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