What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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