What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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