What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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