What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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