What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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