What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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