What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


GOOD		CRAP

or

My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

They don't lie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It had too many problems.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Merry Christmas!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he had no BODY to go with.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was in a pickle!


GOOD		CRAP

or

As far away as possible.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or