What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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