What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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