What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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