What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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