What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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