What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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