What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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