What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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