What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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