What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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