What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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