What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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He presses the paws button.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Lemonade.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Stinker Bell.


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On the bottom.


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