What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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