What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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