What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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