What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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