What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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