What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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