What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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