What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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