What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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