What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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