What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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