What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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