What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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