What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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