What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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