What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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