What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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