What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

Canvas not available.

or


How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026