What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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