What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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