What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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