What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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