What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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