What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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