What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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