What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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