What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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