What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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