What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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