What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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