What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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