What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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