What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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