What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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