What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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