What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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