What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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