What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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