What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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