What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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