What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!


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Pupperoni.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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A fence.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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