What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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