What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

or

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

At forks in the road.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To see how long he slept.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The hundred yard dash.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's a total rip-off.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Peanut butter and jellyfish.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]


GOOD		CRAP

or