What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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