What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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