What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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