What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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