What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed


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I just can't think of one atm.


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Because it goes good with chips.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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or

Maine


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Holly Davidson.


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On honor rolls.


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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Soviets


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