What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


GOOD		CRAP

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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


GOOD		CRAP

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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


GOOD		CRAP

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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


GOOD		CRAP

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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


GOOD		CRAP

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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


GOOD		CRAP

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