What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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