What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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