What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Canvas not available.

or


Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
Canvas not available.

or


What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
Canvas not available.

or


How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026