What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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