What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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Unique up on it.


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Silent night!


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When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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Make sure one is a match!


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

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