What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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