What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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