What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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