What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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