What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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