What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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