What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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or

This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Night manager at McDonalds


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or

It needed to be trimmed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but it takes six visits.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Taller


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or

Gator-Ade.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A crookodile


GOOD		CRAP

or