What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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