What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.


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To get to the body shop.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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Only one, but it takes six visits.


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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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The mooseum.


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A Dogwood


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