What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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