What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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