What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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