What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra


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It had too many problems.


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None. That's a software problem.


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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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The police had to comb the area.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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