What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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