What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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