What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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