What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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