What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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