What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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