What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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