What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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