What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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