What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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