What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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