What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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