What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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