What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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