What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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