What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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