What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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