What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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