What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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