What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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