What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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