What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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