What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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