What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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