What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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