What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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