What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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