What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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