What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.


GOOD		CRAP

or

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Cause your the only one Hair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Catfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

Alley cats.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A living room!


GOOD		CRAP

or

She couldn't control her pupils.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A shampoodle


GOOD		CRAP

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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


GOOD		CRAP

or