What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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