What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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