What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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