What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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