What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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