What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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