What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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