What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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