What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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