What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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