What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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