What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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