What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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