What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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