What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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