What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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