What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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