What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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