What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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