What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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