What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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