What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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