What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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