What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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