What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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