What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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