What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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