What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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