What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
Canvas not available.

or


Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
Canvas not available.

or


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or


What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026