What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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