What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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