What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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