What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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