What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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