What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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