What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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