What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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