What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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