What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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