What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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