What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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