What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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