What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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