What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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