What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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