What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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