What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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