What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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