What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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