What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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