What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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