What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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