What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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