What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.


GOOD		CRAP

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I've lost three days already.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the udder side.


GOOD		CRAP

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Squeaky clean


GOOD		CRAP

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When the door is open.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Cats keep trying to bury them.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

or

R & Brie.


GOOD		CRAP

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The mooseum.


GOOD		CRAP

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