What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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