What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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