What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!


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Slippers!


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"Would you like fries with that?"


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Frosted Flakes!


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Take the words out of his mouth


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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[Period]


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