What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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