What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
Canvas not available.

or


How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
Canvas not available.

or


How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026