What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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