What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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