What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.


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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Night manager at McDonalds


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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A hush puppy.


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Root beer.


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WHAT?


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