What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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