What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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