What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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