What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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