What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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