What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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