What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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