What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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