What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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