What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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