What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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