What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
Canvas not available.

or


What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
Canvas not available.

or


How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026