What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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