What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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