What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Canvas not available.

or


What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
Canvas not available.

or


What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
Canvas not available.

or


How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

Canvas not available.

or


A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

Canvas not available.

or


What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026