What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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