What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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