What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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