What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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