What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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