What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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