What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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