What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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