What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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