What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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