What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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