What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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