What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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