What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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