What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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