What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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