What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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