What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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