What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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