What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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