What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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