What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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