What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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