What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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