What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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