What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.


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An instagram.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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It scrambled across!


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Use a pen.


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T (tea)


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Use a sea saw.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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