What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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