What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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