What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.


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A sunburnt zebra.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Sell it and buy a violin


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Minnesoda.


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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