What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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