What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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