What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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