What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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