What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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