What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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