What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
Canvas not available.

or


What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
Canvas not available.

or


What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
Canvas not available.

or


Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025