What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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