What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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