What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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