What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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