What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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