What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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