What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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