What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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