What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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