What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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