What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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