What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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