What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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With tomato paste.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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Ant-elopes!


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It was a Shih Tzu


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At the crystal ball.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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