What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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