What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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