What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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