What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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