What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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