What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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