What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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