What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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