What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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