What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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