What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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