What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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