What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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