What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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