What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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