What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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