What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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