What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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