What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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