What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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