What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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