What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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