What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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