What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or


Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
Canvas not available.

or


Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026