What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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