What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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