What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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