What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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