What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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