What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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