What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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