What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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