What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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