What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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