What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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