What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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