What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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