What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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