What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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