What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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