What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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A blackboard.


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The library, because it has the most stories.


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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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His heart wasn't in it.


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None. That's a software problem.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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Owlgebra


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