What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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