What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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