What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"The erection is rigged!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because people are dying to get in!


GOOD		CRAP

or

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They can hit the high C's!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Snow White Supremacist.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


GOOD		CRAP

or