What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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