What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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