What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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