What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.


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I find you very attractive.


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Because the sea weed


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A dino-sewer.


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bought 4 corners.


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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Nacho cheese.


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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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Make America Hate Again.


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