What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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