What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
Canvas not available.

or


A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
Canvas not available.

or


"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
Canvas not available.

or


Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
Canvas not available.

or


What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
Canvas not available.

or


What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
Canvas not available.

or


What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026