What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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