What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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I lava you.


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So he could grade his eggs.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Jammies!


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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