What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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