What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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