What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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