What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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