What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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