What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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