What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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