What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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