What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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