What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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