What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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