What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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