What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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Norse code.


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He didn't have any guts!


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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Their lips are moving.


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In the cemetery


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No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.


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or

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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