What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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In a river bank


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CoFe2


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To log on.


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It's a total rip-off.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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