What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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