What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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