What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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