What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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