What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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