What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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