What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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