What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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