What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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A computer mouse.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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When it turns into a garage.


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In a hambulance.


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To get to the other slide!


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Elvis Parsley.


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