What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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