What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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