What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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