What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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