What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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