What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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