What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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