What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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