What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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