What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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