What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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