What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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