What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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