What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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