What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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