What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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