What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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