What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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