What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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