What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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