What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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