What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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