What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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