What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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