What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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