What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four


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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.


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Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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Greece!


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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Slippers.


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Minivans.


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Owlgebra


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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