What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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