What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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