What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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