What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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