What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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