What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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