What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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