What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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