What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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