What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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