What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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