What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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