What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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