What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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