What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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