What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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