What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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