What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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