What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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