What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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