What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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