What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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