What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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