What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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