What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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