What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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