What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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