What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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