What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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