What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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