What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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