What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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