What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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