What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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