What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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