What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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