What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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