What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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