What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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