What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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