What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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