What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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