What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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