What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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