What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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