What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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