What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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