What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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