What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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