What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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