What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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