What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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