What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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