What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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