What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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