What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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