What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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