What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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