What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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