What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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