What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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