What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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