What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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