What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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