What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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