You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Because of the bark
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Those who read binary and those who don't.
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By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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He took them to a pignic.
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Fingernails.
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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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