What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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