What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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