What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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