What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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