What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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