What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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