What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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