What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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