What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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