What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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