What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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