What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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