What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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