What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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