What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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