What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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