What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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