What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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