What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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