What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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