What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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