What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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