What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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