What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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