What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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