What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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