What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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