What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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