What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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