What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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