What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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