What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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