What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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