What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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