What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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