What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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