What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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