What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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