What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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