What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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