What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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