What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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