What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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