What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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