What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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