What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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