What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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