What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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