What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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