What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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