What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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