What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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