What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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