What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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