What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he got into treble with the cops


GOOD		CRAP

or

Pupperoni.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Put him in the front seat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all his uncles were "ants"!


GOOD		CRAP

or

but you accidentally say Mother.


GOOD		CRAP

or