What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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