What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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