What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.


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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!


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In the neigh-borhood.


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.


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Chile.


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A workaraunt.


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The players dribble a lot.


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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