What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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