What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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