What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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