What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
Canvas not available.

or


How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025