What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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