What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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