What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.


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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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I think I'm coming down with something!


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CSI


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Sleep somewhere else.


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At the crystal ball.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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They both dribble.


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Because he is so cool!


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