What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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