What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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