What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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