What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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