What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner


GOOD		CRAP

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Holes.


GOOD		CRAP

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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


GOOD		CRAP

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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


GOOD		CRAP

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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


GOOD		CRAP

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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

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It had too many problems.


GOOD		CRAP

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Everyone is happy when the case is closed


GOOD		CRAP

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