What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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