What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

or

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


GOOD		CRAP

or

They cell it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sell it and buy a violin


GOOD		CRAP

or

A starfish.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Anywhere it wants to


GOOD		CRAP

or

Discrimination.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

or