What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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