What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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