What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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