What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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