What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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