What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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