What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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