What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Railroad ties.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Grabs Our Pussy.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In the piano!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Carbon.


GOOD		CRAP

or