What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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