To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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In sundae school.
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Big holes all over Australia!
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2 years old.
Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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