What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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