What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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