What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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