What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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