What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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