What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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