What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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