What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Maine


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it said CONCENTRATE.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Thoreau editing Thorough.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Railroad ties.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because the chicken was on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Meat and Democrats!


GOOD		CRAP

or