What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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