What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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