What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.


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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!


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A road hog.


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A garbage truck.


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A hippopota-mess


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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