What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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