What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both dribble.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Orange Is The New Black.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stable tennis


GOOD		CRAP

or

A funky chicken.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"A complex world demands complex hair."


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Let me see your birth certificate".


GOOD		CRAP

or