What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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