What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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