What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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