What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.


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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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They make used car salesmen look good.


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A buck.


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To the mooooooovies.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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He was tired of working for peanuts.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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