What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.


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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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You can count on me!


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Ice cream.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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At the crystal ball.


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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Its shadow


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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