What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

Canvas not available.

or


Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
Canvas not available.

or


What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
Canvas not available.

or


A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2020