What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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