What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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