What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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