What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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