What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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