What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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