What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.


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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Velcrow.


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The space bar!


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Vitamin sea.


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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H2O cubed.


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To the dock.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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