What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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