What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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