What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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