What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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