What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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