What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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