What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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