What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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