What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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