What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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