What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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