What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.


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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split


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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!


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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter


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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."


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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.


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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!


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