What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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