What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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