What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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