What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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