What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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