What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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