What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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