What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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