What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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