What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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