What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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