What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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