What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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