What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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