What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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