If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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None. There never was any light bulb.
Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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