What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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