What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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