What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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