What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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