What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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