What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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