What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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