What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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