What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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