What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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