What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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