What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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