What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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