What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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