What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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