What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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