What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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