What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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