What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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