What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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