What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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