What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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