What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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