What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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