What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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