What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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