What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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