What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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