What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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