What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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