What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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