What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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