What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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