What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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