What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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