What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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