What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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