What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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