What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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