What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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