What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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