What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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