What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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