What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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