What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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