What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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