What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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