What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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