What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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