What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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