What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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