What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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