What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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