What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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