What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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