What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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