What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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