What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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