What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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