What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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