What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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