What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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