What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.


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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!


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But that's just nuts


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Glass flippers.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Fryday


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