What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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