What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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