What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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