What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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