What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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