What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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