What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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