What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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