Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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