Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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