Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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