Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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