Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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