Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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