Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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