Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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