Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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