Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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