Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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