Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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