Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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