Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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