Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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