Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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