Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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