Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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