Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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