Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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