Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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