Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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