Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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