Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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