Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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