Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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