Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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