Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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