Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers


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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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To log on.


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White vans.


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A comb.


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Separation anxiety.


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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