Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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