Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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