Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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