Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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