Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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