Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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