Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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