Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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