Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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