Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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