Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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