Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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