Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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