Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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