Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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