Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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