Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers


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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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Pupperoni.


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Your breath!


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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got salmonella.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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