Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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