Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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