Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
Canvas not available.

or


Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026