Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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