Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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