Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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