Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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