Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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