Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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