Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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