Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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