Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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