Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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