Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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