Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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