Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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