Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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