Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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