Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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