Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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