Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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