What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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