What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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