What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"


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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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It's Hans free.


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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A dead centipede.


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Camembert.


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A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.


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