What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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