What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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