What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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