What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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