What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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