What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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