What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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