What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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