What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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