What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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