What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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