What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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