What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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