What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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