What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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