What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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