What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"


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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.


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None. There's a primitive for that.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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A fire cracker


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Sleep somewhere else.


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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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50 cent featuring Nickelback


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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"Many hands make light work."


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