What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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