What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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