What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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