What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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