What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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