What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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