What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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