What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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