What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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