What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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