What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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