What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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