What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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