What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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