What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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