What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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