What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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