What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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