What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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