What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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