What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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