What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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