What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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