What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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