What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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