What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"


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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.


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When it turns into a garage.


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Through the engineers.


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A coat of arms.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Discrimination.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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