What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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