What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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