What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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