What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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