What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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