What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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