What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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