What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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