What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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