What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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