What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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