What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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