What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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