What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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