What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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