What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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