What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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