What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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