What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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