What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

Canvas not available.

or


How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
Canvas not available.

or


How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
Canvas not available.

or


How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
Canvas not available.

or


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
Canvas not available.

or


What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
Canvas not available.

or


What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026