What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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