What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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