What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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