What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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