What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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