What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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