What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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