What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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