What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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