What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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