What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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