What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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