What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"


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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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He presses the paws button.


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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Depends on what you want to change it into.


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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.


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A box of quackers.


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