What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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