What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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