What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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