What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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