What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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