What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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