What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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