What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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