What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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