What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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