What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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