What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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