What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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