What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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