What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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