What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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