What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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