What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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