What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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