What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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