What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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