What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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