What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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