What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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