What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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