What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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