What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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