What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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