What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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