What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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