What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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