What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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