What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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