What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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