What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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