What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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