What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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