What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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