What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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