What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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