What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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