What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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