What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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