What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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