What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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