What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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