What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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