What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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