What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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