What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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