What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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