What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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