What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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