What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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