What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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