What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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