What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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