What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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