What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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