What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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