What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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