What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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