What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
Canvas not available.

or


what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
Canvas not available.

or


Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025