What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.


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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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Mice krispies


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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They're both extinct.


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To get to the udder side.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Everyone is happy when the case is closed


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To get to the other side.


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