What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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