What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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