What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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