What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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