What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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