What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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