What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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