What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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