What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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