What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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