What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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