What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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