What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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