What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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