What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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