What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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