What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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