What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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