What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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