What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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