What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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