What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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