What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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