What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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