What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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