What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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