What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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