What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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