What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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