What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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