What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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