What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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