What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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