What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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