What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
Canvas not available.

or


How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025