What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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