What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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