What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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