What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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