What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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