What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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