What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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