What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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