What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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