What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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