What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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