What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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