What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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