What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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