What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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