What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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