What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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