What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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