What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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