What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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