What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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