What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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