What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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