What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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