What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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