What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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