What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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