What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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