What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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