What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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