What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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