What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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