What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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