What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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