What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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