What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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