What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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