What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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