What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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