What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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