What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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