What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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