What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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