What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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