What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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