What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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