What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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