What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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