What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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