What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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