What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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