What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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