What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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