What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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