What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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