What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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