What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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