What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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