What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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