What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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