What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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