What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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