What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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