What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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