What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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