What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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