What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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