What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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