What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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