What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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