What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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