What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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