What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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