What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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