What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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