What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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