What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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