What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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