What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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