What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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