What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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