What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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