What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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