What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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