What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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