What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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