What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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