What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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