What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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