What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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