What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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