What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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