What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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