What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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