What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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