What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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