What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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