What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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