What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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