What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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