What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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