What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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