What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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