What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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