What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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