What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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