What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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