What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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