What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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