What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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