What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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