What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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