What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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