What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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