What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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