What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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