What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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