What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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