What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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