What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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