What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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