What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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