What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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