What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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