What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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