What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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