What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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