What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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