What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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