What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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