What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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