What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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