What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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