What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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