What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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