What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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