What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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