What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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