What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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