What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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