What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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