What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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