What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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