What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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