What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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