What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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