What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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