What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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