What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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