What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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