What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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