What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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