What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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