What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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