What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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