What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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