What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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