What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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