What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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