What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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