What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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