What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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