What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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