What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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