What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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