What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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