What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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