What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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