What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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