What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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