What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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