What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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