What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
Canvas not available.

or


Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
Canvas not available.

or


I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Canvas not available.

or


My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
Canvas not available.

or


What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
Canvas not available.

or


How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026