What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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