What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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