What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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