What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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