What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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