What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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