What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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