What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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