What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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