What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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