What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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