What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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