What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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