What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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