What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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