What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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