What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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