What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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