What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends


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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.


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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.


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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh


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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet


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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")


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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis


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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.


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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.


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