What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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