What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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