What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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