What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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