What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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