What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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