What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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