What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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