What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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