What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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