What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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