What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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