What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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