What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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