What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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