What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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