What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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