What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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