What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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