What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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