What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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