What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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