What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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