What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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