Ah-choo-choo!
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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It wasn't raining!
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