What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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