What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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