What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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