What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!

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