What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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