What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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