What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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