What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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