What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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