What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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