What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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