What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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