What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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