What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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