What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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