What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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