What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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