What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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