What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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