What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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