What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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