What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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