What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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