What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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