What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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