What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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