What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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