What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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