What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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