What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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