What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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