When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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