When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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