When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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