When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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