When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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