When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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