When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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