When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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