When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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