When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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