When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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