When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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