When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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