When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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