When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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