When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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