When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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