When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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