When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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