When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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