When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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