When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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