When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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