When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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