When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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