When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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