When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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