When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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