When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!

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