When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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