When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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