When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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