When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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