When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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