When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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