When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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