When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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