When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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