When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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