When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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