When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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