When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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