When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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