When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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