When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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