When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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