When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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