When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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