When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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