When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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