When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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