When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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