When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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