When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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