When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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