When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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