When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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