When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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