When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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