When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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