When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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