When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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