When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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