When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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