When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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