When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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