When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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