When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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