When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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