When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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