When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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