When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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