When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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