When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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