When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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