When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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