When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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