When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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