When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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