When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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