When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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