When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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