When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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