When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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