When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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