When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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