When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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