When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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