When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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