When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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