When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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