When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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