When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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