When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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