When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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