When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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