When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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