When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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