When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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