When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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