When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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