When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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