When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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