When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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