When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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