When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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