When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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