When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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