When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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