When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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