When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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