When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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