When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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