When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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