When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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