When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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