When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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