When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.

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