When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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