When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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