When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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