When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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