When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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