When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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