When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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