When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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