When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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