When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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