When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
Canvas not available.

or


How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
Canvas not available.

or



A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
Canvas not available.

or


Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018