When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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