When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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