When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

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