When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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