When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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