When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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