When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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