When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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