When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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