When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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