When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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