When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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