When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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