When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.


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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.


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He wanted to win the no-bell prize!


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When it's ajar!


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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Carbon.


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A phew.


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None, because they were copycats


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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or