When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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