When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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