When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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