When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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