When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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