When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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