When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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