When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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