When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.


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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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Owlgebra


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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Pupperoni.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Two flutes playing in unison.


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A blushing zebra.


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