When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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