When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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