When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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