When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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