When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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