When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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