When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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