When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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