When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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