When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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