When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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