When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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