When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


GOOD		CRAP

or

Both of them.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It might be your bicycle.


GOOD		CRAP

or

he's a catholic converter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You Poke her face.


GOOD		CRAP

or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


GOOD		CRAP

or