When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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