When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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