When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.


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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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He was feeling a Lil Weezy


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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