When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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