When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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