When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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