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When do you go on red and stop on green?
When you are eating a watermelon.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.
I can hardly contain myself.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With flood lighting.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?
C over lambda.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
To visit the milky way.
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What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
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How do you cut a wave in half?
Use a sea saw.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?
Because it goes good with chips.
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