When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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