When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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