When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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