When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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