When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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