When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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