When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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