When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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