When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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