When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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