When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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A seal walks into a club...
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