When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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