When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.


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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.


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A fire cracker


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Squash


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Separation anxiety.


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``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''


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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


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Because her mom would make her take it back.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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