When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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