When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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