When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.


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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.


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``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''


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A dino-sewer.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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Because people are dying to get in!


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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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People must be dying to get in there.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

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