When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.


GOOD		CRAP

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Let's meet at the endpoint."


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was tired of working for peanuts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Laboratory Retrievers


GOOD		CRAP

or

Beef jerky


GOOD		CRAP

or

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fo Drizzle!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.


GOOD		CRAP

or