When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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