When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.

or


A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
Canvas not available.

or


How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
Canvas not available.

or


Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026