When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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