When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He felt funny.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To log on.


GOOD		CRAP

or

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A sponge!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A phew.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because the chicken was on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or