When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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