When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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