When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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