When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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