When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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