When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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