When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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