When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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