When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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