When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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