When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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