When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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