When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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