When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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