When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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