When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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