When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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