When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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