When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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