When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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