When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
Canvas not available.

or


When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
Canvas not available.

or


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or


So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026