When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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