When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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