When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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