When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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