When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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