When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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