When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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