When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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