When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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