When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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