When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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