When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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