When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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