When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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