When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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