When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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