When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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