When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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