When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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