When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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