When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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