When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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