When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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