When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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