When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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