When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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