When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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