When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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