When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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