When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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