When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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