When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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