When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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