When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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