When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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