When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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