When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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