When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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