When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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