When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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