When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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