When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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