When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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