When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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