When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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