When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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