When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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