When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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