When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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