When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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