When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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