When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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