When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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