When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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