When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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