When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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