When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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