When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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