When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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