When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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