When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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