When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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